she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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