She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Duck Duck Cougar?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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