He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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