My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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