What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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