just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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