Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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