the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
