Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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