"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This house was built for laser tag.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
