just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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