You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Your cock deserves a montage
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
