TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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