lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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