Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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