id be glad to
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
do nipples grow back?
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