I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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