I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
