nut hugger
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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