Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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