You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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