I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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