This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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