We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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