He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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