I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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