I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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