What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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