I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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