Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
this hospital has no fireball
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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