All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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