i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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