why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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