Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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