I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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