i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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