..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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