I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Someone signed my nipple.
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