Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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