i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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