You really coming over, don't trick.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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