You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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