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(863): View more from Florida

I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library

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(712): View more from Iowa

she used her one phone call to ask me about my day

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?

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(361): View more from Texas

He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.

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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?

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A safari of penis I hurt to the core

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?

(504): View more from Louisiana

Yes. Its here..

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