what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
there is glitter all over my balls
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