The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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