Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im holly from the hills drunk
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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