My brain says no but my pants say off.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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