Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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