WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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