Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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