She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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