she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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