New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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